The Pantini Revolution: A Tale of Undergarments and Technology

It's 21:00 on a cold winter's night in 2023. The year is 2025, but nobody knows that yet. You are a member of the Pantini Resistance, a group of rogue undergarment enthusiasts determined to bring about a brighter future... of elastic waistbands.

Read the manifesto

But first, you have to decide: do you stand with us, or do you stand against us? The choice is clear:

Our slogan: "A world with elastic waistbands for all!" Our motto: "Don't just wear pants, take a stand!"

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